1) I was born in Brazil- Nope, California
2) I saw the Pied Piper of Hamlin in Germany – True. I went to Germany in 2001 and one of our stops was Hamlin. Cute town. They have tiles of rats on the ground and a statue of the Pied Piper.
3) My favorite place is San Francisco Bay – Nope, Morro Bay
4) I have subscriptions to two gay porn sites – Quite true!
5) My favorite sport is baseball and I love the San Diego Padres – Nope, football and the San Diego Chargers
6) I am a Republican – The very thought makes me shudder
7) My sex scenes are written by someone else – I wish!